Post by Kaos(KoP) on Feb 20, 2006 16:49:53 GMT -5
Yes I am the GM…
Yes I’m the GM…I know you have been looking for a new guild, and being such a valuable class as a Rogue which I already have 20 of already, I’m sure I can find you a spot in the guild’s next MC run.
Yes I’m the GM…I know you did not attend the last 10 MC raids and you feel that the guild is not doing enough to get you geared fast enough, so let me give you my Epic gear in compensation until you can find more time to play.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m sorry the younger brother of one of my guild members ninjaed a Level 15 green item from you in Deadmines. Yes, I completely agree that giving you a Staff of Dominance is fair compensation for missing out on Emberstone Staff in order to avoid you flaming the Guild on the Llane forum.
Yes I’m the GM…Of course I understand your desire to join my guild in order to get your Tier 1 Epic set as fast as possible, and I assure you that there will be no hard feelings once you complete your set if you put in an application to join Rapture.
Yes I’m the GM…I know you feel you deserve to come on the raid tonight, despite the fact we already have 10 Hunters coming, but whispering our only Dwarf Priest to sit out in order to free up space for you is not going to help…yes, I do understand you feel Dwarf Priests are overrated…no, I don’t think having 1 Priest and 1 Druid is enough healing…
Yes I’m the GM…I certainly understand that there is a small time zone difference for those members living in Sydney…while I understand this is an East Coast server let me see if I can get everyone to sign on at 4am for the next MC run in order for you to go.
Yes I’m the GM…despite the fact that you left the guild 3 months ago, taking our Main Tank and 15 other members with you and setting the guild back 4 months…I’m sure I can get you an invite back now that we are doing MC.
Yes I’m the GM…Yes I agree it was premature to kick you from the Guild last year…I apologize for not being clairvoyant enough to know you were busy leveling up your other toon on a completely different server.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m sorry for the 30 second delay in responding to your request. I should have placed the other 15 people I was chatting with on hold while I gave you better directions on how to find Stormwind Castle from Elwyn Forest. Next time please feel free to whisper “ARE YOU THERE !?!?!” a few dozen more times.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m the one without his Epic Mount in the Guild photo.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m very sorry you feel frustrated at the fact we wiped on our first attempt at Rags, and yes, I do feel you have the right to advertise the fact that Endgame, Rapture, and several other guilds are now recruiting…in guild chat…during the raid.
Yes I’m the GM...Please feel free to enlighten me as to why you hate your job, your life, and any other long winded stories of how no one respects you while we are trying to organize the raid. No I don’t think playing WoW 23 out of 24 hours a day is a bad thing…no please go on about how your car just died.
Yes I’m the GM…I’ll be happy to type you up a list of all the many uses for Seeping Gizzards…I know looking it up on Thottbot would take too much valuable time from your busy day.
Yes I’m the GM…please excuse my inability to not know every alt of every player in the guild. Your right that due to your dedication to the guild of just over 2 weeks that I should know intimate information about you including your build, what specific items you still need to complete you set, the name of your significant other, shoe size, and favorite flavor of ice-cream.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m sorry the guild does not have enough Lava Cores to supply you with a complete set of Dark Iron armor. I agree that it is inexcusable not to provide our casual players with Epic sets of armor…despite the fact you have never raided MC before.
Yes I’m the GM…Of course I remember you…was it really an entire year ago when we did that PUG run to Zul’Farrak? I certain agree that the skills you demonstrated then should be repaid by inviting you into the guild and replacing our current Main Tank of 6 months with yourself…no I don’t think being Fury/Arms spec will be a problem.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m not really sure what the going rate for a Goblin Nutcracker of the Monkey is…50gp sounds fair to me…no I’m happy to talk to you, it’s really no bother…yes, I am doing Onyxia at the moment…
Yes I’m the GM…I’ll be happy to go into the Guild’s supply of shards to put a Crusader enchant on your Level 52 Green sword…sure I have time to go farm some Righteous Orbs for you…
Yes I’m the GM…
Yes I’m the GM…I know you have been looking for a new guild, and being such a valuable class as a Rogue which I already have 20 of already, I’m sure I can find you a spot in the guild’s next MC run.
Yes I’m the GM…I know you did not attend the last 10 MC raids and you feel that the guild is not doing enough to get you geared fast enough, so let me give you my Epic gear in compensation until you can find more time to play.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m sorry the younger brother of one of my guild members ninjaed a Level 15 green item from you in Deadmines. Yes, I completely agree that giving you a Staff of Dominance is fair compensation for missing out on Emberstone Staff in order to avoid you flaming the Guild on the Llane forum.
Yes I’m the GM…Of course I understand your desire to join my guild in order to get your Tier 1 Epic set as fast as possible, and I assure you that there will be no hard feelings once you complete your set if you put in an application to join Rapture.
Yes I’m the GM…I know you feel you deserve to come on the raid tonight, despite the fact we already have 10 Hunters coming, but whispering our only Dwarf Priest to sit out in order to free up space for you is not going to help…yes, I do understand you feel Dwarf Priests are overrated…no, I don’t think having 1 Priest and 1 Druid is enough healing…
Yes I’m the GM…I certainly understand that there is a small time zone difference for those members living in Sydney…while I understand this is an East Coast server let me see if I can get everyone to sign on at 4am for the next MC run in order for you to go.
Yes I’m the GM…despite the fact that you left the guild 3 months ago, taking our Main Tank and 15 other members with you and setting the guild back 4 months…I’m sure I can get you an invite back now that we are doing MC.
Yes I’m the GM…Yes I agree it was premature to kick you from the Guild last year…I apologize for not being clairvoyant enough to know you were busy leveling up your other toon on a completely different server.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m sorry for the 30 second delay in responding to your request. I should have placed the other 15 people I was chatting with on hold while I gave you better directions on how to find Stormwind Castle from Elwyn Forest. Next time please feel free to whisper “ARE YOU THERE !?!?!” a few dozen more times.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m the one without his Epic Mount in the Guild photo.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m very sorry you feel frustrated at the fact we wiped on our first attempt at Rags, and yes, I do feel you have the right to advertise the fact that Endgame, Rapture, and several other guilds are now recruiting…in guild chat…during the raid.
Yes I’m the GM...Please feel free to enlighten me as to why you hate your job, your life, and any other long winded stories of how no one respects you while we are trying to organize the raid. No I don’t think playing WoW 23 out of 24 hours a day is a bad thing…no please go on about how your car just died.
Yes I’m the GM…I’ll be happy to type you up a list of all the many uses for Seeping Gizzards…I know looking it up on Thottbot would take too much valuable time from your busy day.
Yes I’m the GM…please excuse my inability to not know every alt of every player in the guild. Your right that due to your dedication to the guild of just over 2 weeks that I should know intimate information about you including your build, what specific items you still need to complete you set, the name of your significant other, shoe size, and favorite flavor of ice-cream.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m sorry the guild does not have enough Lava Cores to supply you with a complete set of Dark Iron armor. I agree that it is inexcusable not to provide our casual players with Epic sets of armor…despite the fact you have never raided MC before.
Yes I’m the GM…Of course I remember you…was it really an entire year ago when we did that PUG run to Zul’Farrak? I certain agree that the skills you demonstrated then should be repaid by inviting you into the guild and replacing our current Main Tank of 6 months with yourself…no I don’t think being Fury/Arms spec will be a problem.
Yes I’m the GM…I’m not really sure what the going rate for a Goblin Nutcracker of the Monkey is…50gp sounds fair to me…no I’m happy to talk to you, it’s really no bother…yes, I am doing Onyxia at the moment…
Yes I’m the GM…I’ll be happy to go into the Guild’s supply of shards to put a Crusader enchant on your Level 52 Green sword…sure I have time to go farm some Righteous Orbs for you…
Yes I’m the GM…
