Post by Kaos(KoP) on Jan 16, 2006 6:54:47 GMT -5
/Joke
This man and an Ostridge walk into a Diner for breakfast. They sit down and the waitress comes over and stares for a second but eventually asks the man what he wants to eat? The man says 2 eggs bacon, and some taost. The waitress asks the Bird what it wants . The bird says the same. The waitress goes and comes back with the food. They eat.
After their meal the waitress comes with the check.
The check's total is $15.48. The man reaches into his pocket and with out counting puts the exact change on the table, and they leave.
The next morning they come back for breakfast again.
Sit at the same table, and the same waitress comes over and asks them what they want to eat.
The man says he wants some pancakes and a tall orange joice. The waitress asks the bird what it wants. It says the same. Waitress goes back and come with their food. They eat
After their meal the waitress comes with the check. The total is $11.52. The man reaches into his pocket and once again comes out with the exact change. They leave.
Latter that afternoon they come back sit at the same table and the same waitress asks them what they want to eat?. The man says a Double quarter pounder with cheese and a coke. The waitress asks the bird what it wants. Bird says the same.
The waitress goes and comes back with the food.
They eat.
After the meal the waitress comes with the check.
The check total is $16.76. The man reaches into his pocket and again pulls out the exact change.
They go to leave but the waitress stops them this time.
The waitress asks "For the past couple of days you have come in and ordered your meals and paid the exact amount that is on the check. This has been bugging me for the past 2 days. You never look at the money in your hand and you never looked at the menu. How do you have the exact change everytime?"
The man says "Well last week I was up in my atic cleaning out some old junk, I found a lamp that belonged to my grandfather and decided to clean it up to sell.However while cleaning it a Gennie appeared and said he would grant me 2 wishes.
So with my first wish, I wished that whatever I want to buy that I always have the exact change in my pocket to pay for it."
The waitress says thats pure genius! Thats better then asking for a million dollars, this way you NEVER run out of money." The waitress then looks confused and asks the man." Soo whats the deal with the Ostridge? The man says "Oh my second wish , I wished for a chick with long legs." =(
that one cracked me up.
This man and an Ostridge walk into a Diner for breakfast. They sit down and the waitress comes over and stares for a second but eventually asks the man what he wants to eat? The man says 2 eggs bacon, and some taost. The waitress asks the Bird what it wants . The bird says the same. The waitress goes and comes back with the food. They eat.
After their meal the waitress comes with the check.
The check's total is $15.48. The man reaches into his pocket and with out counting puts the exact change on the table, and they leave.
The next morning they come back for breakfast again.
Sit at the same table, and the same waitress comes over and asks them what they want to eat.
The man says he wants some pancakes and a tall orange joice. The waitress asks the bird what it wants. It says the same. Waitress goes back and come with their food. They eat
After their meal the waitress comes with the check. The total is $11.52. The man reaches into his pocket and once again comes out with the exact change. They leave.
Latter that afternoon they come back sit at the same table and the same waitress asks them what they want to eat?. The man says a Double quarter pounder with cheese and a coke. The waitress asks the bird what it wants. Bird says the same.
The waitress goes and comes back with the food.
They eat.
After the meal the waitress comes with the check.
The check total is $16.76. The man reaches into his pocket and again pulls out the exact change.
They go to leave but the waitress stops them this time.
The waitress asks "For the past couple of days you have come in and ordered your meals and paid the exact amount that is on the check. This has been bugging me for the past 2 days. You never look at the money in your hand and you never looked at the menu. How do you have the exact change everytime?"
The man says "Well last week I was up in my atic cleaning out some old junk, I found a lamp that belonged to my grandfather and decided to clean it up to sell.However while cleaning it a Gennie appeared and said he would grant me 2 wishes.
So with my first wish, I wished that whatever I want to buy that I always have the exact change in my pocket to pay for it."
The waitress says thats pure genius! Thats better then asking for a million dollars, this way you NEVER run out of money." The waitress then looks confused and asks the man." Soo whats the deal with the Ostridge? The man says "Oh my second wish , I wished for a chick with long legs." =(
that one cracked me up.
